Location: Dublin, Ireland
Style: American Lager
ABV: 5.0%
BA Rating: 74
New beer from Guinness! I love Guinness, I'll drink it all night, so when they announced this I was intrigued. It just came out, so I wanted to put it in the calendar so all of you lovely people could give it a try.
Website: Guinness Blonde
Guinness Blonde Jokes:
ReplyDeleteWhy did the Guinness Blonde have a burnt nose?
Bobbing for French fries.
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Why did does the Guinness Blonde have a hard time changing light bulbs?
It keeps breaking them with the hammer.
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A Guinness Blonde walks into an electronic store and say's "I'd like to buy that TV please". The man replies, "sorry but we do not serve Guinness Blondes". The Guinness Blonde gets really upset and decides to go and dye her hair black.
She walks into the shop the next day and says "I would like to buy that TV". The man says "Sorry but we don't serve Guinness Blondes". The Guinness Blonde says "How did you know I was a Guinness Blonde?”
The man replies "Because that's a microwave."
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A delicious Guinness Stout goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The Guinness Stout took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a Guinness Stout, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a Guinness Blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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What does a Guinness Blonde and and Blonde person have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
I didn't mind this one at all. Smooth. It didn't have much character, though - just a beer.
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